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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
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'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'
"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
Santa crawling out of log burning stove.
'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'
The Family Joules: Part 9
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"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"
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"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."
"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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'Careful. He might be packing heat.'
'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'
'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'
Global warming will set up new economic trends.
Environmentally Confusing Technology: The wood burning fan.
Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.
'I thought it was global warming at first, but I found I'd just left the heater on.'
Heating for an igloo.
'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'
Bob misread the memo on hot-desking.