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'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'
"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."
Volcanic eruption wasn't me - Gordon Brown
People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel
Stewardess advising passengers to fix aeroplane with duct tape if any problems.
London map drawn from memory.
'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.'
'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'
'We could ask China to put it on one of their 82 new airports they're building.'
Heathrow pulls out all the stops to keep the airport open.
"Which way to departures?"
'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'
'It's a BAA break down.'
Heathrow Environmental Protestors - 'This airport is filthy.'
Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!
Welcome to Heathrow: Arrivals, Departures and Cancelled.
'I'm not a terrorist. I didn't bring any bags because I'm afraid you'd lose my luggage.'
"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."
'Call me crazy: an aircraft carrier moored in the Thames estuary, which can double as a third runway.'
Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."
Snowman stops take-off (as Tiananmen Square tank)
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
Heathrow baggage handler - 'I can't find my bags anywhere.'
'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'
Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'