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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."
Tags:suit, suits, business attire, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress-codes, dress sense, subway, subways, underground, heating, ac, train, trains, railway, railways, sweat, sweating, sweated, sweats, perspiration, bo, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, public transport, public transportation
"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."
"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
Tags:angel, angels, devil, devils, temperature, temperatures, thermostat, thermostats, heat, heats, heating, heated, cold, colds, coldness, couple, couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, mess, messes, messing, fiddle, fiddles, fiddled, alter, alters, altering, altered, change, changes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."
Tags:petroleum, petrol, fuel, heating, log burner, log burners, hoarding fuel, hoarding logs, wood burner, wood burners, fireplace, fireplaces, prepared, over-prepared, over prepared, fuel shortage, fuel shortages, oil shortage, oil shortages, oil crisis, oil shock, the oil shock, 1970s, 1979, price of oil, raising prices, raised prises, unaffordable, rich people, rich person
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hades, heat, heats, heater, heaters, heating, bill, bills, billing, billed, pay, pays, paying, paid, hell, hells, owe, owes, owing, owed, demon, demons, repairman, repairmen, maintenance man, maintenance men, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
Tags:moth, moths, insect, insects, bugs, fire, fires, flame, flames, light, lights, heat, heats, heating, burn, burns, attract, attracted, attraction, attracts, attention, attentions, hill billy, hill billies, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, crazy, crazies, craziest, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
Tags:dragon, dragons, cook, cooking, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, metal, metals, knight, knights, armor, protected, protection, heat, heats, heating, nose, noses, nostril, nostrils, old, fashion, fashioned, quick, quickly, warn, warns, warning, warnings, tradition, traditional, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
'It's a little chilly in here. Throw another batch of resumes we have on file in the fire.'
'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'
'Looking for a job with better conditions?'
Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.
"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
Dressing for the Manhattan Climate
Tags:manhattan, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, air conditioning, air conditioned, central park, fall, winter, autumn, spring, summer, heating system, heating systems, ac system, ac systems, heating, air condition, air conditions, fashion sense, fashion-sense
'He wants to know if we're interested in energy saving home insulation?'