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"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."
Tags:curious mind, curious minds, electric bill, electric bills, water bill, water bills, utility bill, utilities, utility bills, heating bill, heating bills, kid, kids, curiosity, breadearner, breadearners, breadwinner, breadwinners, bread-winner, bread-winners, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, questioning mind, questioning minds
Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.
'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
Tags:gas price, gas prices, fuel price, fuel prices, utility bill, utility bills, electricity bill, electricity bills, rising living cost, rising living costs, heating bill, heating bills, energy company, energy companies, rising prices, wife, wives, husband, husbands, cook, cooks, cooking, gender stereotype, sexist, sexists
"Keep that dang door shut. I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood."
"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."
'Also, you'll never have to spend a penny for heat.'
'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'
'Winter fuel PLC - no gathering'.
'He gets my vote.'
"So maybe the idea of using cheaper petrol to heat the house wasn't a great idea!"
'Spending cuts are unavoidable. We'll have to leave vacancies unfilled and cut back on staff leave.'
Tags:spending cut, spending cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, staff morale, employee morale, morale, spending budget, spending budgets, training budget, training budgets, heating bill, heating bills, work environment, work environments, working environment, agenda, agendas, meeting, meetings, redundancy, redundancies
'As part of our new 'Environment' policy we're burning all the complaints to heat the wards.'
Government commits to making energy bill simpler.
'I think we might have to find some money to do something about the office heating...'
"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."
Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)
'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'
"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."
'Okay, I can take a hint, I'll turn on the furnace.'
"Another jumper dear?"
Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.
Death taps freezing pensioner on shoulder.
Tags:angel of death, utility bill, utility bills, heating bill, heating bills, heating cost, heating costs, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, fuel cost, fuel costs, fuel expense, fuel expenses, winter, winters, winter time, winter-time
This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.