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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
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"Dam it, the radiator's been working!"
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
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'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'
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Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
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'We're not migrating this year. We winterized the place instead.'
"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"
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"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."
'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'
Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?
'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'
"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
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'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'
Cold War Stories
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'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'
'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'
'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'
'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'
Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.
A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.
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"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
'The yet unnamed storm, already a strong chapter eleven, is expected to make landfall the same time the first frost arrives.'