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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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'What?! Oh, that's just an expression. Of course you can take it with you!'
'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'
Tags:winter, snow, snows, snowed, snowy, snowing, shovel, shoveling, shoveled, shovels, shovelling, shovelled, die, died, dying, dies, dead, snow shovel, snow shovels, plough, ploughing, ploughed, snow plough, snow ploughs, driveway, driveways, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, heavenly, close to home
"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
Tags:heaven, heavenly, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, desk job, desk jobs, angel, angels, office assistant, office assistants, transcend, transcends, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, dream job, dream jobs, disappointment, disappointments, disappoint, disappoints, let-down, let-downs, expectation, expectations, high expectations, raising expectations, surprise, surprises, unpleasant surprise, unpleasant surprises, eternity, white collar, white collar job, office worker, office workers
2pm meet your Creator
"That was fast."
Tags:response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit
"I was in the details, and it was boring."
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
"See if you can hit Florida."
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, religiously, imagery, heaven, heavens, heavenly, diet, dietary, dietary restrictions, restriction, restrictions, lactose, lactose intolerance, intolerance, diabetes, diabetic, diabete, milk, milk allergy, honey, insulin, insulin spike, sugar, sugars, glucose, insulin response, angel, angels, afterlife, life after death, after-life, after life, halo, modern, modern life, modern world, eating, special requirements, requirements
"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
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"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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"It's not what I expected."
Heaven for Agnostics
'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible
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'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'
'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'
Guy at the gates of heaven but has to go through a maze to get there