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Heaven - with Children
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
Bumped by an angel
"Hey! Shut that door!"
"How great, Thou ART!"
'Dude, you really gotta clean out your ear.'
"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."
'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'
Dead Sock Puppet
"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"
"Is that yours???"
'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'
"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."
"I'm referring you to a veterinarian."
"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."
"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."
'If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good.'
"You're probably wondering. 'why do I need life insurance' - right?"
"You didn't know there was a change of seasons here?"
'Remember when we used to make snow angels?'
'I can't get used to the white clothes. I was a blue collar worker.'
'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'