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"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."
'When they wind up on their shell, they're history.'
"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"
'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'
Chicken Struggling with School Bag.
'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'
'There he goes over the bag limit again!'