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'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
'I found another pothole.'
Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.
Lenny learns the difference between constructive and construction criticism.
"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"
'We produce approximately three-thousand cubic yards of satis at this factory each week.'
"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"
"Can you describe it?"
'You said you needed a bobcat to finish the yard.'
'Any bones you find are mine.'
'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'
'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'
'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'
'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'
'You're not quite what we had in mind.'
'He treats his employees like dirt!'
Can you describe it?