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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.
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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
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'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'
'I'm saving up for a hedge.'
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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"Amazing - from up here I can't even see the foundations that we're built on."
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Utopiary - Dystopiary.
'Robert, you promised! Not another hedge against inflation!'
Topiary - Middle Finger
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'It's them next door, on about that hedge again.'
'You could put it all into bricks - but i recommend diversifying your investment to include sticks and straw as a hedge.'
'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'
Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on
"Hold it right there."
"And then I thought, what better hedge than a uranium centrifuge?"
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Jake was a hedge fun manager in the city.
"And so as a hedge against this trend, the directors have decided to invest heavily in red ink."
Topiary: helping nature look her best
Free Pair of Garden Clippers to our new Hedge Fund Investors.
Never criticise his creative efforts...
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