Hedge Fund Managers Cartoons and Comics

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

"As a politician, I was a flip-flopper. So a job at a hedge fund would be perfect for me."

Man with a Plan

"I say we buy. Hedge fund managers are flying low."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"All I know is, I named my pet porcupine Bill Ackman, and he immediately lost a hundred points."

"The office next door is vermin-infested...hedge fund managers."

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'You're one smart hedge fund manager, Sloat. Unfortunately, our company is really a front for a Maya death cult.'

Hedge Fund Manager: 'Maybe'.

'Hi, I'm a hedge fund manager.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."