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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
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'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'
"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."
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The Tooth Accountant
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'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'
'I'm saving up for a hedge.'
"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."
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Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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"Hear no evil...See no evil...Just evil."
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"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."
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"Can I interest you in a ledge fund?"
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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'Robert, you promised! Not another hedge against inflation!'
'Look at all those little people down there Miss Jones. If it wasn't for them I'd have to be reckless with my own money.'
Inside a trader's brain.
"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"
"And then I thought, what better hedge than a uranium centrifuge?"
Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.
Jake was a hedge fun manager in the city.
Investments: Indecisive? Maybe our 'Hedge Funds' would be right for you!
European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze