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'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Tags:napoleon complex, short, short man, short man syndrome, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, height, heights, tall, taller, tallness, self conscious, bitter, sight gag, visual gag, someday, compensate, compensating, compensation, compensates, compensated, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation
"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
Tags:movies, movie, film, films, actor, actors, short actor, short actors, short, height, short jokes, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, hollywood party, hollywood parties, hollywood, hollywood actor, hollywood actors, famous actor, famous actors, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, taller on camera
"And here he is at 4'3", 90 lbs, up from 3'11', 58 lbs in 2014."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parent, new parents, baby, babies, baby weight, child, children, teen, teens, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, doting mom, doting moms, doting mum, doting mums, doting mother, doting mothers, weight, weight, height, growth, growing, childhood photo, childhood photos, family photo, family photos, baby photo, baby photos
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."
Tags:resume, resumes, interview, interviews, height, nit pick, nit picky, exaggerate, exaggerating, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cv, curriculum vitae, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives
'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
"Yes, it makes you look taller."
Tags:fashion, clothing, clothes, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, tall, taller, look taller, stool, stools, standing, vanity, ego, self-conscious, self-esteem, self-confidence, body image, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, faking it, height, height complex, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'Actually, according to your height, you're at your ideal body weight.'
Under the hurdles.
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, hurdle, hurdles, hurdling, hurdler, hurdlers, jump, jumps, jumping, run, runs, running, sprint, sprints, sprinting, under, underneath, short, tiny, little person, little people, height, midget, midgets, dwarf, dwarfs, dwarfism, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It makes me realize how small you are."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspective, height, neglect, neglecting, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, hiker, hikers, hiking, walking, walking holiday, walking holidays, mountain, mountains, view, views, scenic view, scenic views
Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, all the king's horses, all the king's men, king's men, wall, height, dumb, dumber, idiot, stupid, stupidity, childhood, nostalgia
Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...
Tags:diary, diaries, journal, journals, dream, dreams, destiny, destinies, fate, fates, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, short, shortness, shorty, tall, tallness, height, heights, benchwarmer, bench warmer, bench warmers, benchwarmers, basketball player, basketball players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'
Tags:ant, ants, insect, insects, bug, bugs, height, heights, skyscraper, skyscrapers, sky scraper, sky scrapers, observe, observes, observing, observed, observation, observations, tiny, minute, small, minuscule, microscopic, shock, shocks, shocking, surprise, surprised, surprising, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'And how long have you had this fear of heights, Mr. Fernandez?'
"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."
An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, shrinking, decreasing, getting shorter, height, heights, measurement, measurements, measuring, height chart, height charts, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, long marriage, growing old together
'This is going to be the best day ever!'
'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'
"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
Measuring Height and Weight.
'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'
'You the new man?'