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'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
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'Someday, son, all this will be yours.'
"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
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"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."
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'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'
Death 'n' Taxes
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Bad Heir Day
'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'
'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
"One day Son all this will be yours."
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"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'
The 'Death Tax'
"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."
Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."
'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'
"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
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'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'
Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...