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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
Tags:satan, satanic, demon, demons, demonic entity, demonic entities, 666, hell, underworld, pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, careless, carelessness, the abyss, abyss, inattentive, attentive, negligent, negligence, heedless, irresponsible, absent-minded, sloppy, reckless, incautious
"I feel a draft."
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"
Tags:hell, welcome, welcoming, welcome to hell, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, opening, guard, guards, sock, socks, keep, keeps, keeping, allow, allowed, rule, rules, belonging, belongings, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises, happy, content, shock, shocks, shocking, afterlife, french cartoon, french cartoons, french
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
Tags:heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"So much for your attorneys."
Performance reviews in Hell.
"You are a senator or you want to be a senator?"
Pollyanna in Hell.
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys