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"Sorry, I'm already overstocked with souls from investment bankers."
"Now hold on... I didn't come here to be tormented."
"You're never going to be happy if your only definition of success is Heaven."
"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.
"Oh, we only have tofu down here."