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"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
Tags:demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party
"You had me at hell..."
"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, everyone's a critic, critical, criticise, criticize, rejection, rejected, reject, rejects, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"Sometimes I just like to mess with their minds."
"He's from Texas."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, under-world, hades, demon, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america
"It's not what I expected."
"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
Tags:hell, hellish, hells, underworld, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, purgatory, purgatories, raising, child rearing, child-rearing, growing up, raised, grow up, religion, religions, bible, bibles, christianity, christians, church, service, services, religious, upset, tantrum, pout, parents, parent, parenting, upset, discover, discovered, find out, finding out
'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
Poetry reading nightly
'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'
Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk
Tags:hell, hellish, satan, satanic, underworld, under world, after life, after-life, complaint, complaints, customer service, customer, customers, service, service industry, metaphor, metaphors, personal hell, personal hells, angel, angels, religious imagery, religious images, religion, religions, devil, devils, the devil, bible, bible, the bible, biblical, wrong place
'At least it's a dry heat'
"It must be nice to have worked things out for yourself so well."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, packed, busy, crowd, crowded, office ecology, office politics, social, social politics, modern life, modern world, your business, none of your business, working life, working world, partition, partitions, fence, fences, hell, rat race, office drone, office drones, satan, hellish, irony, ironic
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
Tags:hell, hellish, hellscape, hellscapes, burn, burns, burning, burn in hell, afterlife, afterlives, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, inform, informs, informing, client, clients, immoral, immorality, justice, tortures, eternity, eternal, eternal torment, vengeance, sins, sinning, ethics, unethical, die, dies, dying
Puppetry for the damned
Bobbing for hell
"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"
Tags:late night, late night tv, late night talk show, late night talk shows, talk show, talk shows, commercial break, commercial breaks, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, celebrity, celebrities, depressed, depression, hell, hellish, promotion, promote, promotes, promoting, talk show circuit, talk show circuits, bored, boring, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration
'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'
'Hell of a place you have here.'
"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."