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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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Pollyanna in Hell.
Performance reviews in Hell.
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."
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"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
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" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."
Number of the beast.
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'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'
'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'
'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'
"This is customer support, or as we call it, the eighth circle of hell."
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'