Help Desk Cartoons and Comics

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information: 'Out getting more.'

The sublime, the ridiculous.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'

Reference Desk/Obscure Reference Desk

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"'The Invisible Man...?' Sorry Sir, I can't seem

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Information window, Opinion window.

"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"

"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I need another book on decluttering. Can't find the last two I borrowed."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'We've changed our mind. We don't care any more!'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

"All I know is, this is my first day and they're paying minimum wage."

Information/Rhetorical Questions.

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

Desert Help Desk.

'The guy from I.T. is here...'