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"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
The sublime, the ridiculous.
"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"
Reference Desk/Obscure Reference Desk
Tags:reference desk, reference desks, help desk, help desks, information desk, information desks, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, reference, references, obscure reference, obscure references, obscure, little-known, unknown, little-known book, little-known books, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"'The Invisible Man...?' Sorry Sir, I can't seem
"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"
Tags:lost, lost and found, lost civilization, civilization, history, historical events, ancient civilizations, atlantis, lost civilizations, lost civilisation, lost civilisations, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, lost, help desk, help desks, historical event, mythical civilisation, mythical civilisations
Information window, Opinion window.
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
Tags:single point of contact, spoc, service desk, service desks, helpdesk, help desk, help desks, hotline, hotlines, desktop support, support service, support service officer, support service officers, service levels, customer service, itil, consolidation, consolidate, support, it, consolidating, stress, stressed out, anxiety, work anxiety, responsibility, responsibilities
"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."
'We've changed our mind. We don't care any more!'
"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."
Tags:customer service, call operator, call operators, customer services, help desk, help desks, phone options, automation, phone trees, customers, assistance, troubleshooting, technical difficulties, celebrations, celebrating, celebrate, fist bump, chest bump, high five, high fives, fist bumps, chest bumps, high-five, high-fives
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"All I know is, this is my first day and they're paying minimum wage."
Desert Help Desk.
'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'
'Everything is so tech, tech now.'
'I've told you before Simkins. Don't act like a know it all to the customers.'
"Hello... is that the help desk?"
"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"
"Things might run smoother, Johnson, if you take the 'cuss' out of customer."
Tags:customer service, customer services, customer, customers, customer helpline, customer helplines, cuss, cuss word, cuss words, cussing, swear word, swear words, bad language, social skill, social skills, customer relations, people person, help desk, help desks, satisfied customer, difficult customer, difficult customers
Man trying to get help with his crossword at a help desk