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"This man is a wonderful primary-care husband."
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"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
English Pointers giving pointers.
Tags:english pointer, english pointers, dog, dogs, dog breed, dog breeds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, frisbee, frisbees, game, games, park, parks, pointer, pointers, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, catch, game, games, training, frisbee, frisbees, help, help out, helping out, technique, throwing technique
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
Tags:plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'
"You never helped us dig, so you go last."
A statue points to an art bandit.
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."
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"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."
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Haunted Gas Station
Tags:gas station, gas stations, petrol, gasoline, petrol station, petrol stations, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, gas tank, gas tanks, help, helps, helping hand, helping hands, help out, helps out, helping out, full service, full service station, full service stations, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions
Do you need a hand?
'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'
Tags:disinformation, information booth, information booths, inform, informs, informing, wrong information, incorrect information, security, airport, airports, baggage claim, baggage claims, luggage, unhelpful, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, information center, information centers, nightmare, nightmares, maze, mazes
'No, we aren't hiring, we just need help.'
'Sorry, I'd like to help you, but when I lower prices on my drugs, it makes me ill...'
'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'
"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"...great having a neighbor handy with plumbing..."
'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'
"I'm not a big fan of fresh air and sunshine, but it beats helping dad clean out the basement."
'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'
Lost & Dumbfounded. 'Gosh, geez, I dunno.'