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'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
Helpful Paperclip Island
"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping bags, mommy's little helper, mummy's little helper, helper, helpers, helping, life lesson, life lessons, bread, baguette, promise, promises, careful, learning
Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
"I have to be getting back - I'm the glue that holds my parents' marriage together."
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
Tags:help, helps, helping out, helps out, depressed, depression, helper, helpers, cheer, cheerful, cheerfulness, melancholy, melancholic, clinical depression, sad, sadness, pathetic, helpless, helpful, helpfulness, therapist, therapists, therapy, lost cause, lost causes, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions
While he appreciated Karen's desire to help, Roger let her know that pointing out areas he had missed was unnecessary.
'Self-help books? Umm... Yeah... They're over in... Uh... Section 12.'
'And how long have you had this fear of heights, Mr. Fernandez?'
The first Dermatologist.
Tags:dermatologist, dermatologists, skin, skins, skin doctor, skin doctors, doctor, doctors, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, mole, moles, whack, whacks, hit, hitting, hammering, pain, painful, first, caveman, cavemen, help, helping, helper, hospital, hospitals, care, caring, carer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Malcolm was never serious about getting help,
Tags:malcolm, write, writing, writer, paper, papers, newspaper, newspaper, magazine, magazines, column, columns, columnist, columnists, addict, addiction, addicts, addicted, help, helping, helper, serious, advice, advise, advisor, seek, seeking, seeks, stop, stopping, stopped, quit, quitting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
Tags:husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrations
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity
Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.
Fruit Cake Production Line.
A help lion.
'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
Tags:maid, maids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, hired help, help, helper, helpers, wait staff, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, gravity, upside-down, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, flip, flips, flipping, flipped, house, houses, home, homes, nuisance, nuisances, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, law of physics, laws of physics, defy, defies, defying
3 Guys Stealing
Tags:moving van, moving vans, moving service, moving services, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, criminal, criminals, logo, logos, calling card, calling cards, couch, couches, furniture, steal, steals, stolen, mover, movers, moving company, moving companies, thief, thieves, thieving, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, forthright, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies
"And my offering to help you across the street in no way is reflection of your age."
Tags:boy scout, boy scouts, scout, scouts, old lady, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, cross the street, crossing the street, street crossing, street crossings, old woman, old lady, give offense, giving offense, give offence, giving offence, offensive, offensiveness, spare feelings, hurt feelings
Mother Krupkie's Pies and Cakes
Tags:c.e.o., c.e.o.s, misogyny, misogynist, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, businessman, businessmen, mother's little helper, helper, help, helps, helping, mislead, misleads, misleading, pie, pies, cake, cakes, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate culture, executive, executives
"Help this poor wretch, Lord."
Tags:wretch, wretches, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, tin cup, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, my brother's keeper, brother's keeper, brothers keeper, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, less fortunate, unfortunate, rich, riches, class divide, class division, class divisions, wealthy, 1%
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values