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"This man is a wonderful primary-care husband."
Tags:husband, husbands, primary care, parent, parents, parenting, stay-at-home, stay-at-home dad, stay-at-home dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, modern life, modern times, terminology, modern family, modern families, compliment, compliments, complimenting, wife, wives, helpful, help out, helps out, helping out
"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
Tags:help, helps, helping out, helps out, depressed, depression, helper, helpers, cheer, cheerful, cheerfulness, melancholy, melancholic, clinical depression, sad, sadness, pathetic, helpless, helpful, helpfulness, therapist, therapists, therapy, lost cause, lost causes, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions
"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
English Pointers giving pointers.
Tags:english pointer, english pointers, dog, dogs, dog breed, dog breeds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, frisbee, frisbees, game, games, park, parks, pointer, pointers, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, catch, game, games, training, frisbee, frisbees, help, help out, helping out, technique, throwing technique
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
Tags:plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'
'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'
Tags:aliens, alien, area 51, military, militry base, myth, myths, ufo, ufos, alien landing, legend, secret, government, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, nevada, air base, classified, off limits, directions, lost, getting directions, helpful, helping out, helping hand, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, et
"I came the minute I heard!"
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
A statue points to an art bandit.
"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."
Tags:hurt, hurts, hurting, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, charity donation, charity donations, spirit of giving, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, greed, greedy, money-driven, money-motivated, motivation, motivations, idle rich, billionaire, billionaires
Haunted Gas Station
Tags:gas station, gas stations, petrol, gasoline, petrol station, petrol stations, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, gas tank, gas tanks, help, helps, helping hand, helping hands, help out, helps out, helping out, full service, full service station, full service stations, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions
'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!
Do you need a hand?
Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.
"Damn, he's seen us. Now we'll have to act all compassionate."
Tags:animal, animals, whale, whales, beach whale, beached whales, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sea, ocean, stuck, trapped, spotted, seen, compassionate, compassion, act, acting, pretend, pretending to care, pretend to care, pretending, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, helping, helping out, saving, rescuing, responsibility, duty, nature, environment
'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'
Tags:disinformation, information booth, information booths, inform, informs, informing, wrong information, incorrect information, security, airport, airports, baggage claim, baggage claims, luggage, unhelpful, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, information center, information centers, nightmare, nightmares, maze, mazes
'No, we aren't hiring, we just need help.'
'Sorry, I'd like to help you, but when I lower prices on my drugs, it makes me ill...'
'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'
'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'
"...great having a neighbor handy with plumbing..."