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Helplines Cartoons and Comics

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'No. There's no one who works here by that name. Let me connect you to our branch office.'

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'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

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Don't like my slave mastering call 1-800-scream.

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'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

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"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."

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"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"

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"Your call is important to us."

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"What quality do you have, that will make us hire you as our new telephone support employee?"

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'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'

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Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'

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'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

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'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

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'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

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"To listen to your instincts, press one."

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'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

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'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

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'Tick support'

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"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"

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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

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'The bull's still alive and well, Mr. Fillimond, unfortunately he's not grazing in your field.'

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"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

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"Press 4, oh what the hell, press any number...We're not answering any of them."

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"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. Co-dependent, please ask for someone to press 2. For multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

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