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"This man is a wonderful primary-care husband."
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"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
Tags:help, helps, helping out, helps out, depressed, depression, helper, helpers, cheer, cheerful, cheerfulness, melancholy, melancholic, clinical depression, sad, sadness, pathetic, helpless, helpful, helpfulness, therapist, therapists, therapy, lost cause, lost causes, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions
"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
Tags:plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
A statue points to an art bandit.
"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."
Tags:hurt, hurts, hurting, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, charity donation, charity donations, spirit of giving, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, greed, greedy, money-driven, money-motivated, motivation, motivations, idle rich, billionaire, billionaires
Haunted Gas Station
Tags:gas station, gas stations, petrol, gasoline, petrol station, petrol stations, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, gas tank, gas tanks, help, helps, helping hand, helping hands, help out, helps out, helping out, full service, full service station, full service stations, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions
Tags:disinformation, information booth, information booths, inform, informs, informing, wrong information, incorrect information, security, airport, airports, baggage claim, baggage claims, luggage, unhelpful, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, information center, information centers, nightmare, nightmares, maze, mazes
"Tell me again...how do I back up the files on this thing?"
"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."
"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."
Tags:baldo, lazy, laziness, messy, mess, messes, making a mess, making messes, careless, carelessness, carefree, carefree existence, carefree existences, couch potato, couch potatoes, teen, teens, teenager, teenage boy, teenage boys, adolescent, adolescence, help, helps, help out, helps out, helping out, laundry, laundry basket, laundry baskets, create work, creates work, slob, slobs, sloppy, father, fathers, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"Baldo wants to get to know Estella Dank better...so I got him this doll to practice on."
Tags:baldo, flirt, flirts, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, hit on, hits on, hitting on, ask out, asks out, asking out, blowup doll, blowup dolls, blow-up doll, blow-up dolls, confidence, gain confidence, gaining confidence, false assumption, false assumptions
"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"
Tags:baldo, help out, helps out, helping out, slacker, slackers, slacking, excuse, find an excuse, finding an excuse, make excuses, making excuses, shorthanded, boss, bosses, good boss, good bosses, retail, retail employee, retail employees, helping out around the house, chore, chores, clean the garage, cleaning the garage, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"This is fun, Dad! We should study together more often!"
"Well, it seems Cruz has it rough at his house. I wish there was something I could do."
Tags:baldo, favor, favors, do a favor, doing a favor, favour, favours, do a favour, doing a favour, good deed, good deeds, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, selfishness, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, unwilling, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates
"Joey, can you help me out here?"
Tags:baldo, motivation, lack of motivation, unmotivated, lazy, lazy worker, lazy workers, slacker, slackers, slacking, help out, helps out, helping out, ask for help, asking for help, selfish, selfishness, self-centered, stockroom, stockrooms, stock, stock room, stock rooms, heavy load, heavy loads, lifting, stacking boxes
"We're gonna help Cruz with an extreme makeover housecleaning! There's only one thing missing...a willing participant!"
Tags:baldo, housecleaning, house cleaning, clean house, cleans house, cleaning house, favor, favors, favour, favours, slob, slobs, extreme makeover, extreme makeovers, help out, helps out, helping out, unwilling participant, unwilling participants, help, helps, helping, slob, slobs, slovenly, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms
'I do more than I want, but it's always less than I should.'