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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar
"I'd like to crack you open like a lobster but we don't do that for hemorrhoids."
'Thank-you for that amazing standing ovation. . .'
"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"
Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.
'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'
"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"
"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."
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"You have Polaroids."
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'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'
'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'
"You're here for piles? Piles of what?"
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"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."
What Jeff doesn't know is they're not grapes he's about to pick!
'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'
"I need something stronger against these hemorrhoids!"
'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'
Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.
'My tech presentation got a standing ovation. I'm not sure if it was because it was good, or because I was talking to hemorrhoid sufferers.'
"The hemorrhoidectomy went well and while we were in there, at your company's behest, we installed a high-speed data port..."
Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.
'I've got hemorrhoids . . . baaad!'
'Well, he told ME it was for his hemorrhoids.'
'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'