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A house haunts a man.
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'I'm sorry, it's just been so long since someone asked me what I wanted.'
"The wife drove me to drink but says I'll have to get a taxi back."
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"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."
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'The 'man of the house' is out getting her hair done.'
"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
Tags:cremation, cremations, widower, widowers, widow, widows, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, griever, grievers, grief, grieving, henpeck, henpecking, henpecked, husband, husbands, wife, wives, last request, scattering ashes, urn, urns, last requests, nag, nags, nagging, nagger, naggers, nagged
"Can you make your Mother disappear?"
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'She always gets her way. Everything is always, 'Yes, deer.''
'Oh no! Corporate wants me to go to a leadership seminar!'
'It wasn't the farmer. Your mother talked my head off.'
"It's beak-proof. That makes it perfect for the hen-pecked husband."
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"I've just plumped that cushion!"
"...And finally, after years of unrelenting put-downs and...Ha! You misspelled 'criticism!'""
"Betty, who will I be voting for?"
'If my weasel of a husband files as head of household, it's tax fraud.'
Woman ties her husband up with the horses outside a saloon.
'Now we'll get YOU that new Easter necktie.'
"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"
Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'
'If you think that's bad, you should see our bedroom wall!'
'You'd better call the domestic abuse hot line before you go home to your wife!'
'Yes, he looks young for his age - he's been divorced a long time.'
"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."
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"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."