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A house haunts a man.
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Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.
'I'm sorry, it's just been so long since someone asked me what I wanted.'
'No, I'm sorry, Mrs Bagley - it really is just for dogs.'
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"
"The wife drove me to drink but says I'll have to get a taxi back."
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'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'
"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."
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'The 'man of the house' is out getting her hair done.'
"Can you make your Mother disappear?"
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"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
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'No I hadn't done it yet dear, pretty soon I guess dear, yes, I'll call you right after I do dear...'
'She always gets her way. Everything is always, 'Yes, deer.''
'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'
'Oh no! Corporate wants me to go to a leadership seminar!'
'It wasn't the farmer. Your mother talked my head off.'
"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
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"It's beak-proof. That makes it perfect for the hen-pecked husband."
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'He shouldn't be here really. There's a pile of ironing at home.'
"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"
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"I've just plumped that cushion!"
"...And finally, after years of unrelenting put-downs and...Ha! You misspelled 'criticism!'""
"Betty, who will I be voting for?"
Divorce as a cure for earache