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"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."
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Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.
'You do realise that ‘Shag, Marry or Kill' is just meant to be a game, don't you?'
'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'
'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'
Henry VIII visits his tattooist again
"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?"
"You're Tom Holbein the face painter, I thought you was Hans..."
A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.
"He's my divorce lawyer!!"
'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'
'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
'It's Henry VIII -- he wants us to fix him up again!'
Matrimonial Dispute Resolution
'I don't like the way he keeps calling me Anne Boleyn.'
Henry VIII tells Catherine of Aragon that he is about to divorce her.
"What do you mean, 'you've always wanted to beat, Henry VIII's record'?... I'm only your sixth wife!"
'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'
'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'