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"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."
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'You do realise that ‘Shag, Marry or Kill' is just meant to be a game, don't you?'
'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'
"He's my divorce lawyer!!"
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'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'
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chess, chess game, chess games, chess match, chess matches, board game, board games, king, kings, tudor, tudors, british, royalty, royal, royals, henry viii, queen, queens, wife, wives, crown, crowns, dynasty, dynasties, cheated, monarch, monarchy, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating'I don't like the way he keeps calling me Anne Boleyn.'
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chicken, chickens, farmer, coop, farm, slaughter, axe, anne boleyn, farmers, chicken coop, chicken coops, farms, hen, hens, chop, chopped, behead, beheads, wives, wife, henry the eight, henry 8th, henry viii, decapitation, decapitated"What do you mean, 'you've always wanted to beat, Henry VIII's record'?... I'm only your sixth wife!"