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"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."
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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
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'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
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"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
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Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.
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"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'
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A shepherd herds clouds.
"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."
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'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
"Where can I get me one o' them border collies like yours, Earl?"
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"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
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"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."
How Cows Psych Themselves Up
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"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."
'We're not looking for someone with good leadership qualities so much as we're looking for someone with good herding instincts.'
"The kid's good."
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Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?
Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.
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"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'
"The Discount Physicians' Network is moving two thousand head up to Dodge City, Ma'am."
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"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"
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"In days gone by the village blacksmith was often called upon to shoo horses."
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