Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"It lets me be me."
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'
"The housing market crashed."
Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."
Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'
'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'
"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."
'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'
'I've stopped blogging myself: Frankly, the life of a Hermit Crab is not that exciting...'
'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell
'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'
Tonight he would be a hermit no more.
I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...
'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'
Middle finger from a shell.
Hermit Crabapple Tree