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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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"I should stop buying shoes."
"There just aren't any good parts."
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"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."
An ellipsis in the sky
"Still not batman."
"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"
Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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"I feel so safe with you."
"Have you any regrets, Captain Hale? Our readers would like to know."
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"You're vacation request is denied, Wolverine. I'm sorry, but we just can't lose you right now."
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"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."
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"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, scary, horror, history, historical, france, french, england, english, war, wars, hero, heros, heroine, heroines, hundred years' war, joan of arc, the maid of orleans, log, logs, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, innocent, death, burning, burned at the stake, fire, fires
An old lady tries to flatten Spiderman with a fly swatter
"Oh, no! It's Batman, and Batman's lawyer!"
"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."
Antelope catching lions in bailer - "Who is that masked stranger?"
"Miss Richards, send in Rex the wonder dog, please."
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"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."
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