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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
Man with lizard t-shirt comes across a lizard with a man t-shirt.
"Junior, don't slouch!"
"Just a heads up, folks. Our son is looking for his pet snake, so if you see him, he answers to 'Skippy'."
Tags:party, parties, pet, pets, herpetology, herpetologist, herpetologists, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, snake owner, snake owners, snake lover, snake lovers, heads up, party guest, party guests, snake phobia, snake phobias, ophiophobia, ophiophobic, ophiophobics, ophiophobe, ophiophobes, ophidiophobia, ophidiophobe, ophidiophobes, ophidiophobic, ophidiophobics
"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
Tags:boa, boas, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, python, pythons, feather boa, feather boas, miscommunication, miscommunications, homonym, homonyms, formal wear, snake, snakes, herpetologist, herpetologists, reptile, reptile cage, reptile cages, makeup, make-up, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, gauche, out-of-date
"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, snake, snakes, giant snake, giant snakes, anaconda, anacondas, eat, eats, eaten, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, reptile, reptiles, reptile house, reptile houses, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, save, saves, saving, consumed, eaten up
"You can hide, but you can't run."
"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"
Tags:chameleon, chameleons, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, biology professor, biology professors, biologist, biologists, change, changes, changing, changing color, changing colors, change colors, change color, change colour, changing colour, changes colour, dress, dresses, dressing, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, tardy, tardiness, nag, nags, nagging
"And no finger food at the reception."
"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."
'There you go again...always rattling off on me!'
"Just let me know if you need an extra set of hands."
Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.
"Most mothers get calls on Mother's day! But noooo! You had to go and eat our young."
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, croc, crocs, gator, gators, mother's day, mothers day, mothering sunday, mothers sunday, mother's sunday, animals, complain, complains, complaining, predator, predators, mother, father, complaint, complaints, anger, marriage, men, mother’s day, herpetology, herpetologist, herpetologists, eggs, reptile, reptiles, family life, family-life
"What do you mean you got a lube job?"
"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."
"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
'Dear, you're shedding on the carpet again!'
'Oh, that's just a harmless Garter snake. They're not deadly.'
"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."
"I guess I'll go jump in the shower."
"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
A snake eats evolving animals.
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, predator, predators, prey, survival of the fittest, darwin, darwinian evolution, fear of snakes, snake, snakes, eat, eats, eating, spencer, herbert spencer, might makes right, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, ophidiophobia, phobia, phobias, phobic