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"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"
"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."
"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."
Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.
Colin liked to keep up with the latest technologies.
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
'When you write up a prospectus for our new fund, keep using the word 'derivative'. Nobody knows what it means but the fund will look very hi-tech.'
'Something is wrong with the laser printer!'
'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'
"This new system is too complex...pass it on."
'This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls.'
After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.
'Well, technically I suppose you're not breaking your vow of silence.'
'Does it have colour?'
"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."
During the heatwave, hi-tech cooling measures were introduced on all underground stations.
'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'
'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'
'You'll see, the world will beat a path to our door!'
'I would kill for a paper clip right about now.'
'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'
Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.