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"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."
'Wow! What graphics.'
'The hi-def makes the same old crap look even crappier.'
'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'
'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'
"Now it's high definition!"
"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"
"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."
'Hold still, Mona - I'm going to do you in IMAX.'
'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'
'I preferred it before we had high definition television.'
'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'
'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'
'I don't think this is how Hi-Def TV is supposed to work.'
'Your TV is programmed to expire in thirteen months. Do you want to opt for the extended warranty?'
With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!
'I'm sure I'd find it much easier to read if it was in High Definition!'
High Definition TV Dinners.
'I don't know. Everything just looks more clear.'
Hi-Def TV's with Low-Brow Programmes
'So much for high definition TV!'