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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
squirrel collecting acorns for winter
'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'
"Remember, never go to sleep mad...especially before hibernation."
'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'
Why bears come out of hibernation at Christmas.
'Oh, let's make up! They say you should never go hibernate angry.'
'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'
'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'
"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"
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'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'
The Hibernation Channel
'Gee, what's it been, Gary? Six months?'
'He slept in. We'll need to reschedule. How is early spring for you?'
Learn While You Hibernate.
'Twenty one thousand dollars for one night?'
Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.
'Well, so much for hibernation!'