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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"It's only until spring."
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Hibernation Day 28: starting to go stir crazy...
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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"
"He hums in his sleep."
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'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
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Do not feed the bears vegetables
'Wake up! Wake up! It's time to put up signs!'
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
Mother Nature and Golfer Creeping up on Old man Winter who is hibernating.
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
"I made breakfast last spring."
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Atomic Bear: Part 18
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Snooze Alarm for Mole.
Atomic Bear: Part 16
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While You Were Hibernating...
"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"
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'Guess who made it through the winter?'