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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"It's only until spring."
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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"He hums in his sleep."
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'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
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Do not feed the bears vegetables
'Wake up! Wake up! It's time to put up signs!'
Mother Nature and Golfer Creeping up on Old man Winter who is hibernating.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
"I made breakfast last spring."
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Atomic Bear: Part 18
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Atomic Bear: Part 16
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Snooze Alarm for Mole.
While You Were Hibernating...
"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"
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'Guess who made it through the winter?'
"Ugh! Spring breath."
'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'
'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'
"Remember, never go to sleep mad...especially before hibernation."