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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"
'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'
"I guess that silly groundhog was wrong about an early spring!"
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
Mother Nature and Golfer Creeping up on Old man Winter who is hibernating.
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
While You Were Hibernating...
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"Ugh! Spring breath."
'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'
"Remember, never go to sleep mad...especially before hibernation."
"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."
"This is the three bears. We can't come to the phone now because we're hibernating."
"I'm having a bad lair day."
"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."
Tags:sleepyhead, sleepyheads, sleepy, sleepiness, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, grouch, grouches, grouchy, grouchiness, bad mood, bad moods, moody, moodiness, bear, bears, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, hibernations, winter, winters, winter time, winter-time, wintertime, sleepy-head, sleepy-heads, tired, tiredness, exhaustion
"You know what they say, never go into hibernation angry."
Tags:domestic, domestics, hibernation, hibernations, hibernating, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, bear, bears, fight, fights, marital spat, marital spats, marriage problems, marital problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, conflict, anger, angry, marriage advice, marital advice, marriage tips, marital tips
'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'
"It's the middle of February!"
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"Well, I'd better get to bed. I want to wake up early from hibernation."
There was no buffet breakfast, nor any sign of Elvis. . . But Rusty felt great! This sure beats waking up in vegas.
"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"