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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
Hillbilly mall maps.
'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."
'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'
Jesus Seals the Hick...
"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."
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'Now you keep them scorpion claws away from your face, 'cause those things will pinch you real hard!'
'Ah-ha! I thought I could smell grass!'
'Clem, what time and channel is that there British Open golf tourney on TV?' 'I think it starts at tea time, Roy, on the English Channel.'
'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'
'Surprise, honey! What do you think of my new look?'
This is why only stupid people get abducted.
'Make sure you don't ruffle him. He cornered the Hick Lit market.'
"It's not as easy as it looks."
'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'
'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'
'Looks like you boys is ready for the Jay Leno show!'
'Well, I'll be! Biker chicks!'
Deer Smells Budweiser.
Truck Stop Artist,
'If you call me an idiot just once more Marion, oim off.'