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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."
"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."
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"Welcome back to CNN, where a Trump campaign official has called in, definitely against the advice of his lawyers."
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'Paw, it's been two days and the varmints haven't even been blinked.'
'Ah-ha! I thought I could smell grass!'
'Clem, what time and channel is that there British Open golf tourney on TV?' 'I think it starts at tea time, Roy, on the English Channel.'
'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'
'Make sure you don't ruffle him. He cornered the Hick Lit market.'
"It's not as easy as it looks."
'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'
'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'
'Hey, here come the hicks from the ant farm.'
'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'
'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'
'Looks like you boys is ready for the Jay Leno show!'
'Well, I'll be! Biker chicks!'
Deer Smells Budweiser.
'If you call me an idiot just once more Marion, oim off.'
'In these parts we don't take kindly to people who... read.'
'Git your hicks' on route 66.