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'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"
"If it's your wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, role reversal, role reversals, bar, pubcheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, hide, hiding, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, bad relationship, bad relationships
While you were out...
"If you're my wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nagging, not here, searching, looking, found, finding, no escape, hiding
"You should see the other guy! He's very big and just beat me in a bar fight."
'I've seen you play, they weren't lost, they were hiding.'
'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"
Tags:class president, school president, school, schools, election, elections, elect, disclose, discloses, honesty, honest, honestly, president, presidents, hiding, hide, secret, secrets, realistic, chocolate, winning, votes, vote, voted, ballot, ballots, high school, high schools, politics, political, political
"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, raising children, raising kids, fear of children, fear of kids, fear, fearful, afraid, terrified, hiding, escaping, taking a break, blockading, barricading, blockade, blockades, barricade, barricades, door, doors, keep out, staying together, staying together for the kids, staying together for the children, family, families, stressed, stressed parents
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Tags:washington, washington d.c., capitol hill, white house, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, aid, aids, speechwriter, speechwriters, speech, speeches, political, truth, truths, fact, facts, promise, promises, half-truth, half-truths, falsehood, falsehoods, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonesty, dishonesty, ethics, unethical, misleading, corrupt, corruption, scandal, scandals, doctored, official, officials, spin, spin doctor, spin doctors, pr, p.r., public relations, crooked, underhanded, sneaky, hiding, manipulating, manipulative, manipulation, obfuscation, obfuscating, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, modern politics, modern life
"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
Tags:street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded
"Okay. Plan B. We shave our moustaches, kill some hobos & steal their identities, then live off the fat of the land."
Tags:plan b, alternative plan, new plan, new plans, tax evasion, tax evader, tax evaders, tax fraud, fraud, fraudster, fraudsters, criminal, criminals, wanted criminal, wanted criminals, kill, murder, murderers, identity theft, fat of the land, live off the land, hide, hiding, escalate, escalation, escalating, escalated
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party
"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
Tags:business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, executive, executives, accounting, management, manager, managers, chief, chiefs, boss, bosses, good news, computer, computers, computer virus, computer viruses, technology, destroy, destroyed, file, files, document, documents, data, wiped, deleted, disappeared, suspicious, ethics, unethical, suspect, secret, secrets, hiding, scandal, scandals, mismanagement, fraud, corrupt, corruption, creative accounting, sketchy, dodgy, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, office life
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
Tags:morning, mornings, morning coffee, morning coffees, coffee, coffees, caffeine, latte, lattes, wise guy, wise guys, wiseguy, wiseguys, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, caffeine addiction, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, caffeine fix, caffeine-fix, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, hiding, angry wife, angry wives, angry women, angry woman, pre-coffee, before coffee
"Wow--I've never met a Cabinet Secretary before."
Tags:cabinet secretary, cabinet secretaries, civil servant, civil servants, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, elections, electioneering, presidential cabinet, presidential cabinets, constituents, constituency, gopher, gophers, mole, moles, primaries, primary, primary election, primary elections, election, elections, electioneering, pandering, pander, political pandering, political pander, hiding, hidden, disguise, disguises, lie low
"We're here, Harry."
"Always the last place you look."
Tags:whaler, whaling, harpoon, harpooning, seek, search, searching, whales, whale, sperm whale, crow's nest, look, looking, searched, crows nest, lost, hiding, hides, above, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, bot, boats, last place you look, moby dick, ahab, fiction, fictional, absurd, literature, big, huge, unmissable, unlikely