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"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."
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Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"
"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."
'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'
'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'
'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'
"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."
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Beanz meanz Repeatz.
"My lollipop became a high fiber food - it fell into grandma's shag rug."
'Not the bananas - the rope.'
'Try increasing your fiber intake. If you still have trouble emptying your cache...'
Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.
'Isn't it great that we've reached the stage in our relationship when we're no longer embarrassed to break wind.'
Jack the Ripper.
'Did you fart, sweetie?'
'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'
Gas station - fart power.
Many adults need to release the child within.
Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.
'Oh, save your breath. I never let facts get in the way of a pleasurable prejudice.'
'Hey, Mac! Which way to the Jet Propulsion Lab?'
'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'