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"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
Tags:prayer, pray, praying, prayers, kneel, kneeling, god, gods, god in heaven, heaven, request, requesting, prayed, prays, religion, religious, religiously, religions, demanding, demand, demands, demanded, high maintenance, fickle, lightning, lightening, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, worship, worships
"She's high maintenance. I love her."
"I'm not complaining too much - last year the government took 40% of his income and I took about the same."
Tags:golddigger, gold digger, gold diggers, golddiggers, trophy wife, trophy wives, mistresses, kept woman, expensive taste, high maintenance, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, high-maintenance, breadwinner, breadwinners, breadearner, bread earner, vintage, old fashion, tax, taxes, taxation, irs, i.r.s.
(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)
"How do you love me. Count the ways!"
"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requesting, requests, special request, special requests, picky, fussy, foodie, foodie, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, plating, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, high maintenance, high expectations, fancy, haute cuisine, salad, salads, dressing, modern life
"Ha! Good luck finding a princess who's "low maintenance!""
Dating the Tooth Fairy
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
Tags:suffocate, suffocates, suffocating, suffocation, smother, smothers, smothering, break, breaks, take a break, taking a break, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, needy, clingy, neediness, high maintenance, maintain, maintains, maintaining, break up, break ups, breaking up, boyfriend, partner, partners, boa, boas, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, python, pythons, snake, snakes, relationship
"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."
"She shopped, but she never dropped."
"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
Tags:low-maintenance, low maintenance, high-maintenance, high maintenance, easy, routine, straightforward, trouble-free, relationship, relationship goals, relationships, married couple, old married couple, married, marriage, unhappy marriage, happy marriage, happily married, easy life, good life, domesticity, domestic, home-life, homebody, homebodies, rut, ruts, domestic bliss, long marriage, long marriages, simple life
'I have very expensive taste - except when it comes to men.'
Very Needy. Please hug.
'I want to break up. Our relationship is too draining.'
'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'
'Arrange the letters this way. Arrange the letters that way. The alphabet sure is high maintenance.'
"Frankly I had no idea she would be so high maintenance."
"Well, your advert said, bring along your financial problems."
'In sickness or health, for richer or poorer...? Wait a minutes, I didn't bargain for anyone who's so high maintenance.'
'I have a high maintenance ego that requires considerable massaging.'
"So you found the perfect guy?"
"Smiley can't go to the mall...she says she has too much homework."
'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'