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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'
"A recent survey showed that ninety-five per cent of the nation's high-school students had never heard of Costa Rica, but they all knew about yours truly.'"
Proud Parent of a SUPERNATURAL STUDENT at Westford High School
'A student stapled a twenty to her term paper...it was more persuasive than her writing.'
Dwayne Ulysses High, DUH.
"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"
"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."
"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"
"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."
'Instead of bankers, divide $700- billion among high schoolers on Friday, they spend it. And by Monday all that money is flowing up rhrough the economy, ending the recession!'
Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 31. Have your friends find part of your Hot Wheels collection in your locker.