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"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
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"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
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"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."
"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."
The First Waterski
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'But the rescue of the stranded cruise ship took place quickly and safely, since it was carrying convention of lawyers.'
'ARRGH! Me Hearty!!'
A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves
'Call yourself a pirate. Where's your parrot?'
'He's murder on the high C's.'
Lighthouse attracts ships like moths
'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'
Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.
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