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Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
'I'm getting tired of hunting and gathering. Let's invent taxes and government.'
"One thing is clear: the Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government."
It is your duty to support government fat cats -- right?
"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"
"I've got it! -- Instead of 'taxes,' we'll call it 'money recycling'!"
"Aw, shoot! There goes 'tax-free bagel Tuesdays'."
"OK...gimme all my money!"
'Good news, Henshaw. We're going to adjust your salary in a way that will lower your taxes.'
'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'
'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'
Obama: "I want you your money."
"For the taxes we pay, you'd think our trash could get picked up on time – and by limousine."
"And all was good within the kingdom...until the evil prince introduced income tax!"