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"It's from the IRS. It seems we were three dollars off on our 1983 tax return. They want fines and penalties totalling $11,000!"
"There's highway robbery."
"No! No! Ya dang fools. Circle the covered wagons. Not the covered dishes."
"Dibs on the briefcase."
The Cone Ranger
"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."
"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."
'Johnston do you thing that is suitable attire for a tax inspector?'
"Congestion charge, mate!"
'It is no laughing matter Officer, it was highway robbery: They stole my dung ball!'
"You're related to my second cousin Felicia, right? What about a 'familia' discount?"
"You paid a plumber $572 for 45 minutes of work? That's totally insane!"
Dick Turpin meets the tax man.
'Tell me, kid, do you feel lucky??'