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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"
"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."
The comeback trail
"Isn't this fun?"
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
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'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'
"I suppose you think this is boring!"
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"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'
Reaching the Summit
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Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.
'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'
"What I like most about this is the trail mix."
"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."
'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'
"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"
Tags:urban hiker, urban hikers, urban hiking, hiker, hikers, hiking, hike, hikes, rambler, ramblers, walker, walkers, walking, hiking stick, hiking sticks, walking stick, walking sticks, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, city life, urbanite, urbanites, active lifestyle, active lifestyles