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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."
Tags:bear, bears, mama bear, mama bears, bear cub, bear cubs, cub, cubs, hiker, hikers, hiking, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sleep, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggle, bedtime struggles, bad sleeper, bad sleepers
"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."
"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"
The comeback trail
"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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National Park Map
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"Isn't this fun?"
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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
Tags:hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, election, elections, 2020 election, 2020 elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, presidential races, democratic candidate, democratic candidates, caucus, iowa caucus, voter fatigue, election fatigue, voter, voters, hide in the woods, wilderness, middle of nowhere, us politics
"I suppose you think this is boring!"
'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'
"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
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Tags:threat level, threat levels, backpacker, backpackers, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, backpacking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, threat rating, threat ratings, wilderness, wildernesses, geography lesson, geography lessons, geographic lesson, geographic lessons, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, irritating
"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
"It makes me realize how small you are."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspective, height, neglect, neglecting, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, hiker, hikers, hiking, walking, walking holiday, walking holidays, mountain, mountains, view, views, scenic view, scenic views
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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Reaching the Summit
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Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.
We are here!
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"What I like most about this is the trail mix."
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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