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'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'
'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
Hipness Replacement Surgery.
'We've decided to keep the hip, and replace the rest of you.'
"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."
Tags:hip replacement, hip replacements, old age, old people, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, bird, birds, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."
'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'
"The artificial hip was beyond out budget, so we've replaced yours with a can of peaches."
"It's a coming-of-middle-age story. At the climax, there's a hip replacement."
"Due to cuts in the procurement budget we'll have to delay your operation until we get a hit online for your new hip!"
Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle
"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."
"This is Beckett. He's going to be the donor for your hipster replacement."
"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, replacement, replacements, replaceable, old dog, old dogs, hip replacement, getting old, getting older, aging, ageing, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, expensive
'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'
"I'd like a joint replacement"
"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."
Tags:orthopedists, hip replacement, hip replacements, doctors, doctor, orthopedics, orthopedist, hips, hip, rabbit rabbits, bunnies, bunny, animals, animal, easter, cottontail, diagnosis, hip problem, hip problems, active lifestyle, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'
Tags:hip operation, hip hop, hip-hop, hip operations, hip replacements, operation, operations, hip replacement, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, diagnosis, diagnoses, old aged, old-aged, medical problem, medical problems, fashion statement, fashion statements
Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."
"What the difference between these two old men?"